Are you ready to Read Something Different? Tired of the Same Old Murder Mystery?
Then the Elderby St Michael Series of Novels is for you.
Heaven has modernised. The old Gods have become a staffing problem.
Elderby St Michael. An unassuming Yorkshire village, is where the retired, discarded and administratively inconvenient end up.
Ancient powers live under ordinary names. Heaven and Hell follow procedure. The villagers know better than to ask too many questions.
Then the bodies start appearing.
Phil Brunger
I’m Phil Brunger, and I write darkly comic novels about systems, secrecy, belief, bureaucracy, and the people trapped inside them. My fiction moves between satire, mystery, speculative ideas, and black humour, with a particular interest in institutions under pressure and the absurd machinery of order.
For most of my working life, I dealt in systems, precision, structure, and problem-solving.
I was an automation and sales engineer, and for the last ten years of my career I worked across Europe selling robotics and autonomous mobile robots. It was a world of process, logistics, technical detail, and making complex things function in the real world. On the surface, it may not look like the obvious route into fiction. In practice, it explains a great deal.
Because while I was building a career in engineering and automation, another part of my mind was quietly filling up with stories — strange ideas, dark comic premises, speculative worlds, impossible systems, and people trapped inside structures that no longer behave as intended. Retirement did not create that pressure. It simply removed the lid.
The Elderby St Michael Series of Novels
THE GODS RETIRED. THE VILLAGE WASN’T CONSULTED. So what happens when beings who once controlled death, storms, war, prophecy and time are given mortal bodies, ordinary houses and far too much free time? They do what everyone else does. They garden. Join committees. Enter village competitions. Queue at the Post Office. Complain about parking. Offer to help with the roses. The difference is that when they get bored, lose their temper or misunderstand a perfectly innocent request, Wednesday can last until Friday, the allotments may require evacuation, and somebody usually has to explain the crater to the Parish Council. In Elderby St Michael, ancient power hasn’t vanished. It’s just been given a cardigan and told to behave. Most of them are adjusting remarkably well. It’s the others you need to worry about.
Just Released.
An Elderby St. Michael Novel The Wrong Christ
The Wrong Christ
A stranger appeared on the green.
He would not give his name.
The village gave him one anyway.
By morning, something had gone wrong inside the church.
By lunchtime, Heaven had sent a Verification Team.
By evening, Elderby St Michael had decided that nobody had seen quite the same thing.
The officials arrive with laminated authority cards, approved expressions of concern and a kiosk that activates itself before anyone admits requesting it.
Nell Harrow is told that the matter is being handled.
This is rarely reassuring.
Elderby St Michael is not an ordinary Yorkshire village. Heaven has an interest in it. Hell follows the correct channels. Certain residents remember other names, older duties and agreements they are forbidden to discuss.
The stranger may be gone.
The question of who he was is not.
The Wrong Christ is a darkly comic supernatural mystery and the first novel in the Elderby St Michael series, where old powers live quiet lives, ancient secrets become agenda items and divine intervention is subject to local procedure.
Coming Soon.
An Elderby St. Michael Series Novel. An Unauthorised Ending
The one thing that should never go missing in Elderby has gone missing — Death.
Mr Graves fails to attend a scheduled audit. His cottage is found staged into stillness. His hourglass is shattered. And somewhere inside Elderby’s managed calm, somebody has tried to remove Death from active service.
As funerals stall and grief forms a queue, the village faces a murder investigation with impossible stakes.
An Unauthorised Ending is a darkly comic supernatural mystery and the second novel in the Elderby St Michael series, where old powers live quiet lives, ancient secrets become agenda items and divine intervention is subject to local procedure.
Work in progress
Work in progress
No one expected Elderby St Michael to survive an efficiency audit.
When a new heavenly assessor arrives to decide whether the village’s retired gods, obsolete Offices and inconvenient dead still justify their existence, the process is presented as polite administration. There will be interviews. Forms. Metrics. Reasonable questions about continued relevance.
Then the first resident is asked to prove why he should not be deleted.
In Elderby, even extinction comes with paperwork — but consent, once noticed, is harder to fake. Exit Interviews is a darkly comic novel of celestial bureaucracy, obsolete gods, hidden fear, and a village refusing to be measured out of existence.
This is where the cooped-up ideas ended up.
Welcome to Phil’s literary world, where the first installment of the Elderby St. Michael series unfolds in a darkly comic, supernatural incident set in a English, Yorkshire village. Here, retired gods mingle with institutional oversight, hidden identities, and murder, creating a captivating backdrop for adventure. Ever wondered what happens when Gods retire? They move to Elderby St Michael.
Phil’s other novels promise to explore eccentric themes through a lens of satire, speculative bureaucracy, and metaphysical processes, blending the absurd with serious undertones. Dive in and enjoy a humorous yet thought-provoking journey through the extraordinary!